Satire dead, official

An object lesson to all bloggers, remember that The Onion is satire.

UPDATE

Just read the follow up post, personally I prefer the original. It is just so serious. <public service broadcast> If anyone out there however is thinking about an abortion and worried about it you could try CARE Confidential </public service broadcast>

UPDATE

She still doesn't get it, but the comedy quality seems to have gone down hill since the first one.